Form 86-B · Current Release · 52 on file
KIARA: NINE LIVES, ZERO DIGNITY
You were a cat. You were MAGNIFICENT. Then a shrimp happened.
Welcome to PURRGATORY — an eternal waiting room run by vultures with clipboards and zero sympathy. You wake up wearing one angel wing and one demon wing, because your verdict is still processing. Nobody will explain the wings. There is a form about the wings. The form is also processing.
- HOVER on mismatched wings — the demon one panics, the angel one glides
- HISS at everything. It works more often than it should
- Out-lazy Sloth. Out-eat Gluttony. Out-pose Pride's mirror maze
- Haul coins in Greed until your knees give out. Letting go is the mechanic
- Face Supervisor Carrion and his filing-cabinet mech. Hiss the mug. Trust us
One cat. Seven sins. Two wings. Infinite bureaucracy. Get in line.
Form 01-A · Studio Intake
THE STUDIO
Form 03-C · The Junior Division · Status: Beloved
THE JUNIOR DIVISION
Before Purrgatory, Knurl Games served a demanding two-person audience: the founder's sons. Four worlds, all live on Roblox — fully played, fully loved. (One requires bravery.)
🏋️ Gym Legends Simulator
Curl a pencil. Deadlift a black hole. The gains are visible, the rebirth is eternal. (The founder lifts. This game was inevitable.)
Play free →🌌 Space Garden Simulator
Grow glowing flowers across the stars, hatch space pets, and build a garden empire from Moonfruit to the Aurora Lily.
Play free →🌿 The Haunted Hedge
A living maze, three keys, one Watcher. It keeps what it catches — and the graveyard remembers exactly what got you.
Play free →🍊 Citrus Invasion
Capybara tower defense. The Citrus Gang is invading the hot springs; hatch capy defenders and out-chill the fruit.
Play free →Interoffice Memo · Unscheduled · Do Not Circulate
COMING EVENTUALLY
Two departments have expressed interest in Kiara's file. Both have forms.
KIARA: Nine Floors Down, Zero Chill
Welcome to INFURNO. It's fun? No.
KIARA: Pearly Gates, Zero Patience
Details redacted pending notarized virtue.